12 – You’ll get to heaven before your mother-in-law so you can warn everybody
11 – You won’t have to watch Obama screw up another 4 years
10 – You can go early and beat the Mayan Doomsday rush-hour traffic
9 – Your wife can buy green bananas again
8 – You won’t have to listen to rap music (it’s all gone to hell)
7 – No more taxes (the IRS man was told to go to hell too)
6 – No more lawyers (neither place wanted them)
5 – You can tell your dead neighbor to return the damn lawn mower
4 – You’ll see your dog again and explain why you kept the cat
3 – You’ll get to go to Hell just long enough to beat up that 3rd grade bully
2 – You can find that dead fish and prove once-and-forever it really was THAT big.
And… the number one advantage of kicking it with Leuk…
1 – Steve Jobs will give you an i-Harp !!!